You folks working in the tech support field might appreciate this.
The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when cavemen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate.
"This Fire Help/ Me Groog."
"Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work."
"You have two rocks?"
"Ugh."
"You hit them together?"
"Ugh."
"What happen?"
"Fire not work"
(sigh) "Make spark?"
"No spark. No fire. Me Confused. Fire work yesterday."
(sigh) "You change rock?"
"No."
"You sure?"
"One change. Rock hot so me soak in stream so rock not burn Lorto hand. SHouldn't keep Lorto from make fire."
(Groog grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave...)






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